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Helen and Diana's battle.

an explanation? well. The guy with the circle around him is Mr. Novrocki and I'm trying to kill him, and Helen is trying to save him. A knife cuts him, which is sucked away with a magnet, which is deflected with a sheet of iron, but it gets melted in a volcano. Good thing bloey guy is there to dry it up! But then Legolas shoots him with an arrow, but before he can medusa comes, who is stopped by reflecting man. Kiera dirties him up though, but is burned at the stake by the puritans, but they're corrupted by romantic movement guy. Aaron Burr shoots romantic movement guy, but is stopped by the fist of justics, which is lassoed, but the lasso is cut by edward scissorhands. He is stopped by magic rusting rain, but then the bass player who looks like jesus comes and fans away the cloud, but before can... scissors cut his hair off and he loses his powers. Just then, some new, super scissors come that make the old ones feel obsolete and then kill themselves. Luckily, superman with his heat vision stops the scissors, but receives a swift kick in the bum, which is deflected by magical shoe making elves. Salt is poured on the elves which obviously melts their magical flesh, when pepper is added... which counteracts magic flesh melting salt. Queen condiment comes, however, and commands the pepper to yield to her, but before she can... she is captured in a hamburger for her delicious taste which dane eats to try to outweigh Diana, but then the metabolism fairy comes and tells him this could never happen. Zach stops by and convinces the metabolism fairy that she is ignorant and she quits, but before this can happen, an elephant crushes him... good thing the circus master came and stopped him. Just then, a trapeze artist falls, almost crushing the circus master, but a net comes to catch him. a fisherman tows away the net, however, but is impressed by some pirates. A sea monster tries to kill the pirates, but the lookout shoots him. Uh uh, here comes a giant eagle to blind the lookout! Whew, extinction man arrives just in time to make giant eagles extinct. He is carrying the ring, though, and the ring wraiths come and try to kill him, but is stopped by Mrs. Wills... because... you see, the guy is Mr. Griff by day, and extinction man by night, so she kills the wraiths with the fury of love. ... before she can do this, though, Bohr comes along and bohrs her to death. Diana recites a long number which confuses him, but a periodic table of elements almost crushes her... however, it's stopped by a mallet knocking it out of it's path of trajectory... but the mallet slides down a frictionless incline, good thing a giant planet comes by and reverses the direction of gravity, but it's stopped by a black hole. A huge shield blocks the black hole, and a goat defeats the death star trying to fight the shield. Uh oh, the goat loses it's footing on the mountain! oh, here comes the goat princess to guide his steps with goat love. AAh! she's almost hit by a trailer, but the tires are popped by huge spikes.